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Today is our 10th wedding anniversary!

If you’d told me 11 years ago that I would have been married within a year, I would’ve called you crazy. But, life has a funny habit of throwing curveballs, and truth be told, I wouldn’t even be able to hit an underarm pitch, let alone a curveball. Anyway, here we are; 10 years of married life, and whilst we've had some ups and downs over the years, we've ridden all the waves, and are just as strong today, if not more so, than we were in 2014.

Here's to at least another 10 years!

Just a test to ensure everything is still working...

Sometimes I find it quite annoying to have to open Settings and then open each different sub-section to find the setting that I need. It's often quicker and easier to use one of the following shortcuts:

Accounts
Access work or school | ms-settings:workplace
Email & app accounts | ms-settings:emailandaccounts
Family & other people | ms-settings:otherusers
Set up a kiosk | ms-settings:assignedaccess
Sign-in options | ms-settings:signinoptions | ms-settings:signinoptions-dynamiclock
Sync your settings | ms-settings:sync
Windows Hello setup | ms-settings:signinoptions-launchfaceenrollment | ms-settings:signinoptions-launchfingerprintenrollment
Your info | ms-settings:yourinfo

Apps
Apps & Features | ms-settings:appsfeatures
App features | ms-settings:appsfeatures-app (Reset, manage add-on & downloadable content, etc. for the app)
Apps for websites | ms-settings:appsforwebsites
Default apps | ms-settings:defaultapps
Manage optional features | ms-settings:optionalfeatures
Offline Maps | ms-settings:maps | ms-settings:maps-downloadmaps (Download maps)
Startup apps | ms-settings:startupapps
Video playback | ms-settings:videoplayback

Cortana
Permissions & History | ms-settings:cortana-permissions
More details | ms-settings:cortana-moredetails
Cortana across my devices | ms-settings:cortana-notifications
Talk to Cortana | ms-settings:cortana-language | ms-settings:cortana | ms-settings:cortana-talktocortana

Devices
Audio and speech | ms-settings:holographic-audio
AutoPlay | ms-settings:autoplay
Bluetooth | ms-settings:bluetooth
Connected Devices | ms-settings:connecteddevices
Default camera | ms-settings:camera (Deprecated in Windows 10, version 1809 and later)
Mouse & touchpad | ms-settings:mousetouchpad
Pen & Windows Ink | ms-settings:pen
Printers & scanners | ms-settings:printers
Touchpad | ms-settings:devices-touchpad
Typing | ms-settings:typing
USB | ms-settings:usb
Wheel | ms-settings:wheel (only available if Dial is paired)
Your phone | ms-settings:mobile-devices

Ease of Access
Audio | ms-settings:easeofaccess-audio
Closed captions | ms-settings:easeofaccess-closedcaptioning
Color filters | ms-settings:easeofaccess-colorfilter
Cursor & pointer size | ms-settings:easeofaccess-cursorandpointersize
Display | ms-settings:easeofaccess-display
Eye control | ms-settings:easeofaccess-eyecontrol
Fonts | ms-settings:fonts
High contrast | ms-settings:easeofaccess-highcontrast
Holographic headset | ms-settings:holographic-headset
Keyboard | ms-settings:easeofaccess-keyboard
Magnifier | ms-settings:easeofaccess-magnifier
Mouse | ms-settings:easeofaccess-mouse
Narrator | ms-settings:easeofaccess-narrator
Other options | ms-settings:easeofaccess-otheroptions (Deprecated in Windows 10, version 1809 and later)
Speech | ms-settings:easeofaccess-speechrecognition

Extras
Extras | ms-settings:extras (only available if "settings apps" are installed, e.g. by a 3rd party)

Gaming
Broadcasting | ms-settings:gaming-broadcasting
Game bar | ms-settings:gaming-gamebar
Game DVR | ms-settings:gaming-gamedvr
Game Mode | ms-settings:gaming-gamemode
Playing a game full screen | ms-settings:quietmomentsgame
TruePlay | ms-settings:gaming-trueplay (Deprecated in Windows 10, version 1809 and later)
Xbox Networking | ms-settings:gaming-xboxnetworking

Home Page
Settings home page | ms-settings:

Network & internet
Airplane mode | ms-settings:network-airplanemode | ms-settings:proximity
Cellular & SIM | ms-settings:network-cellular
Data usage | ms-settings:datausage
Dial-up | ms-settings:network-dialup
DirectAccess | ms-settings:network-directaccess (only available if DirectAccess is enabled)
Ethernet | ms-settings:network-ethernet
Manage known networks | ms-settings:network-wifisettings
Mobile hotspot | ms-settings:network-mobilehotspot
NFC | ms-settings:nfctransactions
Proxy | ms-settings:network-proxy
Status | ms-settings:network-status | -settings:network
VPN | ms-settings:network-vpn
Wi-Fi | ms-settings:network-wifi (only available if the device has a wifi adapter)
Wi-Fi Calling | ms-settings:network-wificalling (only available if Wi-Fi calling is enabled)

Personalization
Background | ms-settings:personalization-background
Choose which folders appear on Start | ms-settings:personalization-start-places
Colors | ms-settings:personalization-colors | ms-settings:colors
Glance | ms-settings:personalization-glance (Deprecated in Windows 10, version 1809 and later)
Lock screen | ms-settings:lockscreen
Navigation bar | ms-settings:personalization-navbar (Deprecated in Windows 10, version 1809 and later)
Personalization (category) | ms-settings:personalization
Start | ms-settings:personalization-start
Taskbar | ms-settings:taskbar
Themes | ms-settings:themes

Phone
Your phone | ms-settings:mobile-devices | ms-settings:mobile-devices-addphone | ms-settings:mobile-devices-addphone-direct (Opens Your Phone app)

Privacy
Accessory apps | ms-settings:privacy-accessoryapps (Deprecated in Windows 10, version 1809 and later)
Account info | ms-settings:privacy-accountinfo
Activity history | ms-settings:privacy-activityhistory
Advertising ID | ms-settings:privacy-advertisingid (Deprecated in Windows 10, version 1809 and later)
App diagnostics | ms-settings:privacy-appdiagnostics
Automatic file downloads | ms-settings:privacy-automaticfiledownloads
Background Apps | ms-settings:privacy-backgroundapps
Calendar | ms-settings:privacy-calendar
Call history | ms-settings:privacy-callhistory
Camera | ms-settings:privacy-webcam
Contacts | ms-settings:privacy-contacts
Documents | ms-settings:privacy-documents
Email | ms-settings:privacy-email
Eye tracker | ms-settings:privacy-eyetracker
Feedback & diagnostics | ms-settings:privacy-feedback
File system | ms-settings:privacy-broadfilesystemaccess
General | ms-settings:privacy-general
Location | ms-settings:privacy-location
Messaging | ms-settings:privacy-messaging
Microphone | ms-settings:privacy-microphone
Motion | ms-settings:privacy-motion
Notifications | ms-settings:privacy-notifications
Other devices | ms-settings:privacy-customdevices
Pictures | ms-settings:privacy-pictures
Phone calls | ms-settings:privacy-phonecall (Deprecated in Windows 10, version 1809 and later)
Radios | ms-settings:privacy-radios
Speech, inking & typing | ms-settings:privacy-speechtyping
Tasks | ms-settings:privacy-tasks
Videos | ms-settings:privacy-videos

Surface Hub
Accounts | ms-settings:surfacehub-accounts
Session cleanup | ms-settings:surfacehub-sessioncleanup
Team Conferencing | ms-settings:surfacehub-calling
Team device management | ms-settings:surfacehub-devicemanagenent
Welcome screen | ms-settings:surfacehub-welcome

System
About | ms-settings:about
Advanced display settings | ms-settings:display-advanced
Battery Saver | ms-settings:batterysaver
Battery Saver settings | ms-settings:batterysaver-settings
Battery use | ms-settings:batterysaver-usagedetails
Clipboard | ms-settings:clipboard
Display | ms-settings:display
Default Save Locations | ms-settings:savelocations
Display | ms-settings:screenrotation
Duplicating my display | ms-settings:quietmomentspresentation
During these hours | ms-settings:quietmomentsscheduled
Encryption | ms-settings:deviceencryption
Focus assist | ms-settings:quiethours | ms-settings:quietmomentshome
Graphics Settings | ms-settings:display-advancedgraphics
Messaging | ms-settings:messaging
Multitasking | ms-settings:multitasking
Night light settings | ms-settings:nightlight
Phone | ms-settings:phone-defaultapps
Projecting to this PC | ms-settings:project
Shared experiences | ms-settings:crossdevice
Tablet mode | ms-settings:tabletmode
Taskbar | ms-settings:taskbar
Notifications & actions | ms-settings:notifications
Remote Desktop | ms-settings:remotedesktop
Phone | ms-settings:phone (Deprecated in Windows 10, version 1809 and later)
Power & sleep | ms-settings:powersleep
Sounds | ms-settings:sounds
Storage | ms-settings:storagesense
Storage Sense | ms-settings:storagepolicies

Time and Language
Date & time | ms-settings:dateandtime
Japan IME settings | ms-settings:regionlanguage-jpnime
Language | ms-settings:keyboard
Pinyin IME settings | ms-settings:regionlanguage-chsime-pinyin
Speech | ms-settings:speech
Wubi IME settings | ms-settings:regionlanguage-chsime-wubi (available if the Microsoft Wubi input method editor is installed)

Update & Security
Activation | ms-settings:activation
Backup | ms-settings:backup
Delivery Optimization | ms-settings:delivery-optimization
Find My Device | ms-settings:findmydevice
For developers | ms-settings:developers
Recovery | ms-settings:recovery
Troubleshoot | ms-settings:troubleshoot
Windows Security | -settings:windowsdefender
Windows Insider Program | ms-settings:windowsinsider | ms-settings:windowsinsider-optin
Windows Update | ms-settings:windowsupdate | ms-settings:windowsupdate-action
Windows Update-Advanced options | ms-settings:windowsupdate-options
Windows Update-Restart options | ms-settings:windowsupdate-restartoptions
Windows Update-View update history | ms-settings:windowsupdate-history

User Accounts
Provisioning | ms-settings:workplace-provisioning
Provisioning | ms-settings:provisioning
Windows Anywhere | ms-settings:windowsanywhere

I started my current job, well, not exactly my current job, rather a job with my current employer, on September 16th 2013. I've progressed from that original position of Security Operative to Fulfilment Centre Administrator, IT Assistant, First Line IT Support, just IT Support (1st and 2nd line) and finally Systems Engineer.

Unfortunately, that's all going to come to a halt in January 2023; the 16th is the likely date, which would be 9 years and 4 months to the day. Our main client has elected to move their business from Cumbria to another Fulfilment Centre in Devon. The existing contract and employees are transferring to the new employer under the Transfer of Undertakings (Protection of Employment) regulations. However, since the new employer is in Devon and we are settled in Cumbria I have no interest in uprooting and moving, so after the TUPE transfer I'll probably, in fact almost certainly, be made redundant.

I've thoroughly enjoyed my job over the last 9 years; I've learned a lot and developed my skill set, and have made some great friends.

A website with well over 200 pieces of unnecessary knowledge.

Did you know that 50% of female polar bears also have a penis. How about the fact that polar bears are left-handed. Or that Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. And finally, 45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.

All this and more from here.

I was sat at my PC and Varda walked up to me and said that she could name the oceans, and then proceeded to do so. She then asked me if I knew the continents song, and when I said "No", she asked me to search for it. She then proceeded to sing along to it. The song is from the Hopscotch Songs YouTube Channel. There is also a Hopscotch Songs Website